Answers at the bottom of the page.
NO PEEKING !!!

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was…
A. Sugar Ray Robinson.
B. Roy Orbison..
C. Gene Autry.
D. Rudolph Valentino.
E. Fabian.
F. Mickey Mantle.
G. Cassius Clay.

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, ‘We have met the enemy and….
A. It’s you.
B. He is us.
C. It’s the Grinch.
D. He wasn’t home.
E. He’s really me and you.
F. We quit.
G. He surrendered.

4. Good night, David.
A.. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well.
C. Good night, Irene.
D.. Good night, Gracie.
E. See you later, alligator.
F. Until tomorrow.
G. Good night, Steve..

5. You’ll wonder where the yellow went…
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons.
C. When you clean your tub.
D. If you paint the room blue.
E. If you buy a soft water tank.
F. When you use Lady Clairol.
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

6. Before he was the Skipper’s Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie’s friend…
A. Stuart Whitman.
B Randolph Scott.
C. Steve Reeves..
D. Maynard G. Krebs.
E. Corky B. Dork.
F. Dave the Whale.
G. Zippy Zoo.

7. Liar, liar…
A. You’re a liar.
B. Your nose is growing.
C. Pants on fire.
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher.
F. On the wire.
G. I’m telling Mom.

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth, justice and…..
A. Wheaties.
B. Lois Lane .
C. TV ratings.
D. World peace.
E. Red tights.
F. The American way.
G. News headlines.

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It’s time for Yogi Bear.
B It’s time to do your homework.
C. It’s Howdy Doody Time.
D. It’s time for Romper Room.
E. It’s bedtime.
F… The Mighty Mouse Hour..
G. Scoopy Doo Time..

10. Lions and tigers and bears….
A. Yikes.
B. Oh, no..
C. Gee whiz.
D. I’m scared…
E. Oh my.
F.. Help! Help!
G. Let’s run.

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone….
A. Over 40.
B. Wearing a uniform.
C.. Carrying a briefcase.
D. Over 30.
E. You don’t know.
F. Who says, ‘Trust me’..
G. Who eats tofu.

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women’s stockings…
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream…
A. Smear it on.
B. You’ll smell great.
C. Tame that cowlick.
D. Grease ball heaven.
E. It’s a dream.
F. We’re your team.
G. A littl e dab’ll do ya.

14. I found my thrill…
A. In Blueberry muffins.
B. With my man, Bill.
C. Down at the mill.
D. Over the windowsill.
E. With thyme and dill.
F. Too late to enjoy.
G. On Blueberry Hill.

15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by…
A. Clark Gable.
B. Mary Martin.
C. Doris Day.
D. Errol Flynn.
E. Sally Fields.
F. Jim Carrey.
G. Jay Leno.

16. Name the Beatles…
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I’m strong to the finish…
A. Cause I eats my broccoli.
B. Cause I eats me spinach.
C. Cause I lift weights.
D. Cause I’m the hero.
E. And don’t you for get it.
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me.
G. To outlast Bruto.

19. When it’s least expected, you’re elected, you’re the star today.
A. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.
B. Smile, you’re on Star Search.
C. Smile, you won the lottery.
D. Smile, we’re watching you.
E. Smile, the world sees you.
F. Smile, you’re a hit.
G. Smile, you’re on TV.

20. What do M & M’s do?
A. Make your tummy happy.
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
C. Make you fat.
D.. Melt your heart.
E… Make you popular.
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
G. Come in colors.

Below are the right answers:
1. D – Wonder Bread
2. G – Cassius Clay
3. B – He Is us
4. A – Good night, Chet
5. G – When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D – Maynard G. Krebs
7. C – Pants on fire
8. F – The American Way
9. C – It’s Howdy Doody Time
10. E – Oh my
11. D – Over 30
12. C – Joe Namath
13. G – A little dab’ll do ya
14. G – On Blueberry Hill
15. B – Mary Martin
16. G – John, Paul, George,Ringo
17. D – Who wrote the book of Love
18. B – Cause I eats me spinach
19. A – Smile, you’re on Candid Camera
20.. F – Melt in your mouth not in your hand

"POWER CORRUPTS & ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY"
- John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton

That said.

Why doesn’t every working class man and woman just stop the wheel. Why doesn’t EVERY MAN & EVERY WOMAN just put down their pens, put down their cell phones, put down their briefcases & laptops…

…and just say: "F**K YOU! – Without me you’re nothing but a bold TIE!"

Is the problem that there will be chaos??
Why??? Is it better to control the chaos by keeping the hard working man on a leash?
What if the hard working man knows that the work he’s doing is worth more than the trouble his being put through???

Tell me… what can politicians & lawyers do if we all just decide: "NO"
"NO, we won’t pay – fine turn off our lights – we’ll live in the dark"
"No, we won’t appear before any kind of court you’ve designed out of your corrupt bank accounts"
"NO, we won’t do anything you ask us for"

Will they just declare police state?
Will they have to become animals against man??
Will they have to use brute force?
Will they have to become violent?
Will they become monsters?
Will they begin to show us who they are?

Think about the numbers…. ALLLLLL those numbers… just….. STOP.
No pilots fly, no bellhops hop, no miners mine, no honest men doing the work of leisurely people.
Everyone just says – sorry… I have my own problems.
Carry your own bag
fly your own plane
Run your own senate

What then
your basic human needs are desire for comfort. Don’t be an ignorant fool!!

What you want is happiness – and you will have it if you don’t have THEM screwing you for it every 5 minutes!

The rain came down in flowing sheets, bending in the light cast by the drowning fire. The rocks surrounding the pit took on a shiny glaze, the slickness of them cool to his touch. He gathered up his cooking tins and walked back up towards the cave. The path that led there was ripe with vegetation; ferns, tangled bunches of cherry-red sumac bushes, and the occasional struggling maple that hung its tiny branches across the clearing. He absently brushed away the thick, rich green as he neared the opening to his home of 2 years. A place he called home not by want, but through will. When the world had become too deep with sorrow and the shallow thinking of men, he came to this place in the woods to begin again, to cleanse himself of the filth he felt teeming through his pores and into his blood, choking the layers of his heart, turning his soul black with indifference. He wanted so much to care for the people around him. The strangers in line at the grocery store, the woman who served him coffee each morning, the children who crossed his street every day, bags full of books, the day’s history perched in their eyes, eyes that absorbed it all, not knowing, not learning what it was to care. But caring became an intolerable chore for him.

He once watched a man die in his pick-up truck in the middle of a downtown intersection. The man lay slumped towards the passenger seat, his head gaping and oblong from its collision with the windshield. He stood as close as he could to the truck without touching it. A woman crawled from her hatchback clutching a cell phone, her hands punching at the numbers, her words garbled and broken by the shape of her new mouth. People were screaming all around him, yelling at the man in the truck to talk to them, tell them his name, tell them where he was hurt. A siren blew its warning in the stale city air, the sound carrying from 10 blocks south of the accident. He knew the man was dead. He stood, still, as a slew of people brushed against him, physically moving him out of the way. He stood planted where they put him, staring into the gash that glass had carved in the dead man’s head. The rush of emotion, confusion, fear, panic, sorrow, frustration; none of these came as he watched the dead man in the truck. He set down his briefcase near the front tire of the hatchback and walked the 4 blocks back to his apartment. A robin skipped towards a fountain in the park and he smiled at it, waving to it as he whistled a tune he could not remember hearing before.

Now, as he lay back on the cold dirt bed of the cave, he cried until the rain stopped, a rain that lasted for hours, the sun breaking the fall of its drops when it pushed through the trees on the horizon. The opening to the cave had been a curtain of water that rolled into the mud cracks and flowed silently down the ravine into the forest floor. A breeze filtered through to him, cooling him as he slept. His dreams were broken by the wind through the cave, a wind that brought with it every memory of his past, the images of his life dancing through the darkness.

~~~DPM~~~

Part 1 of none.
For Benn….

We are just 6 days away from backlash with the women’s title on the line wwe title on the line and we will see hbk and cena face off in a Steel Cage,also we see Masked Kane taking on Undertaker, also we see jeff putting his ic title on the line against rvd rvd putting his money in the bank briefcase in a winner take all match but tonight we see John Cena, Trish Stratus, Mickie James vs Lita Natalya{women’s champ} victoria and Shawn Michaels 3 on 4 handicap match

the show open with evolution music hits they come out to the ring orton gets on the mic and says at backlash i will win the wwe title but also begin taking out all members of hardcoreific first i will start with u edge then its christian then jeff hardy then if ur 4 member chris jericho decides to return im taking him out as well so that way Evolution will take over EWW and their is nothing nobody can do about vince music hits and he comes yo the ring and says randy orton incase u forgotten im the chairmen of the board second i still rule eww okay and third i would like to make my announcement "glass breaks" stone cold music hits and he gets a huge pop stone cold who haven’t been seen for 4 weeks since kane took him out "stone cold" vince have u forgotten something im still GM of EWW RAW: "vince" stone cold no ur not ur fired as gm and someone new will be taking ur spot vince points to the entrance and says Eric Bishcoff" "stone cold vince this guy this lousy sun of a b*tch u know vince let me tell u something im coming back to wrestling ya i went to the board of directors signed a 3 year contract im back in wrestling and back to whop some ass" "vince" then tonight u can start by taking on Evolution{Randy Orton, Batista, Ric Flair,Triple h} and u got 2 eliminate all members but stone cold all they have 2 do is pin u once" vince music comes on and he has a smile on his face

match 1. World tag Team Champions X Pac and Hurricane Helms vs EWW Tag Champs Evan Bourne and Rey Mysterio winners bourne and mysterio after mysterio does a sitting senton 2 x pac from the ring to the outside and bourne does a 450 splash to helms time 19;34

backstage wee see hardcoreific{edge{wwe champ}, jeff hardy{ic champ} christian} jeff says rvd at backlash i will walk on ic champ and walk still ic champ and with the money in the bank briefcase cause we all know ur win at wrestlemania for that briefcase was a fluke,{jeff hands the mic to edge} "edge’ and orton if u think ur gonna punt me then ur wrong ok cause u may get past me but their is no way ur geting past christian and jeff and u are shore as hell not getting past y2j so orton just remember i am the ultimate opportunist i will retain at backlash cause u orton started all this but i will be the 1 to end it at backlash" from behind orton clotheslines edge orton then whips jeff into that monitor backstage then rkos christian orton looks at all three and targets christian orton goes to punt christian but jeff hits orton across the skull with his ic title jeff helps christian and edge up from behind rvd does a Vandaminator to jeff hardys face with his briefcase

match 2.Rob Van Dam{mr money in the bank] vs kurt angle{1 of the participants for rock’s world title at backlash] winners rvd after a frog splash time 20:12 after the match booker t rock 3 of the participants all brawl we are 6 days away from backlash,at backlash we will se three major matches first hbk{heel} vs cena in a steel cage,then its orton vs edge in a stretcher match for the wwe title and also we will see rvd vs jeff hardy as rvd puts his money in the bank briefcase on the line and jeff hardy puts his ic title on the line but tonight we will see John Cena, Trish Stratus, Mickie James vs Lita Natalya{women’s champ} victoria and Shawn Michaels 3 on 4 handicap match

ita is being interviewed and says at backlash i will eliminate all those women single handedly i am the most dominate women in eww and all u fans know that,i will walk out at backlash a 2 time women’s champ i deserve more then natalya i men a hart member comes on the hart family is gone triple h eliminated them all bret decided to come back and he payed and thats wat u will do natalya as u will be the first eliminated u don’t deserve that title cause ur just a joke

match 3. Melina vs Molly Holly winner molly holly after a jackknife roll uptime 18;22

match 4. 4 on 1 handicap elimination match{stone cold must eliminate all members of Evolution} Stone cold vs Evolution{Batista, Ric Flair, Randy Orton, Triple H}stone cold wins after he last eliminates hhh with a stunner aftter the match he celebrates with the crowd drinking beer then orton comes out and throws edge and jeff over the barrercade then orton punts christian in the skull evolution leaves as their music comes on

Main Event John Cena, Trish Stratus, Mickie James vs Lita Natalya{women’s champ} victoria and Shawn Michaels 3 on 4 handicap match winners hbk victoria lita and natalya after the m
Main Event John Cena, Trish Stratus, Mickie James vs Lita Natalya{women’s champ} victoria and Shawn Michaels 3 on 4 handicap match winners hbk victoria lita and natalya after the match the women brawl on the outside{they have a match this sunday it will be a 5 women’s elimination match for the women’s title} as hbk and cena come face 2 face then we see the steel cage being lowered its lowered over the ring{to remind them their match this sunday will be in a steel cage] hbk and cena are locked in as they have a stare down as show fades out

Let me tell you this I caught him in a few lies and he can’t admit to me. He told me he had stuff which some of it is illegal is there a free credit report site I can go on that doesn’t require a credit card? A way to see if he has any warrants to turn this idiot of a man in if he has one and where I need to go from here? He left my 4 vulgar voice mails on my phone because I caught him in a lie and he says I am a manic depressed stupid minded women who can’t do anything right? I still have his ring, golf clubs, and briefcase what should I do give those back to him or what? And I don’t feel safe with him anymore is it wrong for me to take one of my parents with me to return the stuff.

* She inspects your cell phone or PDA to see who you’ve been talking to;
* She scrolls through your caller ID at your home, again to see who you’ve been talking to;
* She figures out your password and gets into your email inbox to read your emails;
* She rifles through the pockets of your jacket, shirt, or pants to see if there are any notes or phone numbers from other women or taken down by you;
* She picks the lock on your briefcase to rifle through it when you are not looking;
* She digs through your wallet when you’re not looking to look for notes, numbers, or receipts from places you’ve been without her;
* She knows where you keep all your condoms and has them counted in her head so as to confront you if one is missing and it wasn’t used in her presence;
* She memorizes the level of liquid or gel in any personal lubricants you have in stock;
* She digs through your trash for anything juicy she can find like receipts or Visa Bills or Phone Bills with numbers;
* She copies the keys to your home when you’re not looking and uses them to snoop through your house when you are away;
* She has a network of friends she taps to spy on you when she’s not around.

Guys, would you accept some of these as acceptable behavior, all of these, or none of these?

Does it make a difference if she is your girlfriend or your wife?

Does a wife automatically acquire rights to do this in some court or imaginary domain once you are married?

And if you think the above list is too outrageous to be real life, know that this happened to me once with a single woman who also happened to be a former operative for the CIA. She never found anything because there was no infidelity but she sure tried hard to find something or make mountains out of mohills. The leash she tried to keep me on was so short, it eventually strangled the entire relationship so I don’t advise people doing these things — women OR men.

A cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling thr ough the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he
sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this
is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID
badge and a dull gray dress. There’s a calculator in her pocketbook.
She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. ‘Well, cowboy,’ says the genie.
‘You know how I work….

You have three wishes.’

‘I’m not falling for this.’, said the cowboy. ‘I’m not going to trust a
FEMA genie.’

‘What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it looks
like you’re a goner anyway!’

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.

‘OK! I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.’

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen,
and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

‘OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish.’

‘My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.’

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

‘OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!’

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says…’I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.’

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a string attached.

i was in ottawa not to long ago, and was staying in the chateau laurier, we noticed that when u pushed the button on the elevator for the 7th floor the elevator did not move, so we set out to find out what was on that floor…we finally found a way to get there, we had gone up the stair case to the eighth floor which was the old abandoned cbc studio, from here we walked through a sound studio to another staircase, this staircase however led up another floor to more stairs leading into one of the turrets of the building, and then there was another staircase leading down to the floors below, which was locked off by a gate type door, and that part part of the staircase was unaccesible from any other part of the hotel. we followed the staircase up into the turret, and as we came back down, a woman, standing under us in the locked off staircase seemed to appear out of no where, we did not hear anyone coming up the stairs which you would have been able to hear because every movement you made in the stairwell echoed…this women stood there in a suit holding a briefcase, when we tried to talk to her, she would not respond, after about 2 minutes of us talking to her with no reply, she gave us a looming glare as she walked off down the stairs, where she seemed to disappear again without a sound…has there ever been any reports of a ghost like this in the chateau laurier?…do you think that this was a ghost?…we also saw a little girl that seemed to be wandering the halls, we had heard stories of this girl from the waiters but didnt believe it, but as we followed this strange little girl around a corner she had disappeared, there was no doors that she could have entered either, it was the dead end of a hall way.

I am going to start a raw/smackdown fantasy were you the people on yahoo answers can pick the winners. Raw fantasy starts right NOW!!

Carlito vs jeff hardy vs Cm Punk for the ic title

Sabu and rob van dam vs Rated Rko vs Dx hardcore tag team title match

Melina vs Jazz- Bra and panies match last women standing for the womens title

Y2j vs kurt angle for the money in the bank briefcase

John cena vs Mr.kennedy vs HHH vs bobby lashley vs snitsky vs jeff hardy for the wwe championship

If Men Got Pregnant

Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.
ETHEL
GREAT POINT
Breastfeeding everywhere would be allowed by law.

any more additions?
your highness, (king of the potato people), you make vaid point!!